"GIANT SOAP MONSTER RELEASED IN LAKEWOOD COLORADO"
AP Press Release-October 11-2010
Earlier this evening, in a small suburb of Lakewood Colorado, two Latter Day Saint missionaries accidentally released a giant soap monster. Elder Wilson and Elder Johnston were reportedly at the Gustafson Family home following the recent baptism of Brother and Sister Gustafson at the LDS stake center. These two young missionaries who are always looking for opportunities to be service oriented and Christlike had volunteered to do the dinner dishes for the family. The two Elder's told "reporters" that the dinner dishes they had volunteered to wash that evening were "extra grimy and dirty".
They had been washing the dinner dishes by hand when they apparently noticed the empty "Dishwasher" sitting near by. Elder Wilson and Elder Johnston quickly decided that the dishwasher was an answer to a prayer and they loaded it up with the dirty dinner dishes. They then made the critical mistake of using a "liquid" dish washing soap in the dishwasher soap tray. An error that would later result in the tragic and near fatal release of the aforementioned soap monster. The may have been able to contain the soap monster had they not erred in thinking that "if some is good; MORE is better". Their second crucial error came when the decision was made to add MORE liquid soap to an already volatile situation. Within a few short minutes the small soap monster reached "Gargantuan" size and was entirely unable to be contained.
They had been washing the dinner dishes by hand when they apparently noticed the empty "Dishwasher" sitting near by. Elder Wilson and Elder Johnston quickly decided that the dishwasher was an answer to a prayer and they loaded it up with the dirty dinner dishes. They then made the critical mistake of using a "liquid" dish washing soap in the dishwasher soap tray. An error that would later result in the tragic and near fatal release of the aforementioned soap monster. The may have been able to contain the soap monster had they not erred in thinking that "if some is good; MORE is better". Their second crucial error came when the decision was made to add MORE liquid soap to an already volatile situation. Within a few short minutes the small soap monster reached "Gargantuan" size and was entirely unable to be contained.
The young Elder's, unable to control the monster, had to wait until his attack had wreaked havoc and they were eventually left standing in the kitchen in a pile of suds and water. They escaped being harmed by the monster and were left with only their injured pride! No members of the immediate family or any of their neighbors were injured or harmed by the monster. The Gustafson Family was kind enough not to press charges and were even willing to continue their association with the Elders in the future!!
A valuable lesson learned for two young, inexperienced Mormon Missionaries and a community safe at last!!!
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