DINNER WITH THE "HEATHEN'S"

hea·then –noun1.an unconverted individual of a people that do not acknowledge the god of the Bible; a person who is neither a Jew, Christian, nor Muslim; pagan.2.an irreligious, uncultured, or uncivilized person.–adjective3.of or pertaining to heathens; pagan.4.irreligious, uncultured, or uncivilized.

DINNER WITH THE HEATHEN'S
Act One
Scene One

Scene: Around 4:30 in the afternoon somwhere in Lakewood Colorado, Elder Wilson and his companion, Elder Finau, are making a phone call to confirm that evenings dinner appointment at a member's home!

Props: Ward Mission Leader's "HANDWRITTEN" Dinner Calander, A telephone, Missionaries Apartment, Two Starving Elders!

READY..........AND.........ACTION!

(After consulting the ward mission leader's Dinner Calander, Elder Finau picks up the phone and dials the number to confirm that evenings dinner appointment for himself and Elder Wilson.........)

Phone Ringing...Brrrnnnng...Brrrnnnngg!

Lady answers: "HELLO?"

Elder Finau: "HELLO, is this the Heathen's?

Lady: "This is the HEATH'S?"

Edler Finau: "Oh, I am looking for the "HEATHEN'S. This is the missionaries."

Lady (laughing): "Oh, that must have been my husband.....we are actually the HEATH'S"

Elder Wilson and Elder Finau re-check their dinner calander and confim that Brother Heath has actually written "HEATHEN'S" as their last name!

Brother Heath will forever more be know to Elder Wilson and Elder Finau as "Brother Heathen"! Brother Heath even recently sent a note to them in sacrament meeting and signed it the"HEATHEN'S"!

CUT....AND.....THAT'S A WRAP!!